Seems all the rage is to put yourself on the radar with the NSA and CIA. E-mailer Rick has offered some catchy phrases to aid us all.
When you are speaking on the phone, you should frequently use one or more of the following sentences.
"I think the NSA is awesome."
"I just reread 1984-it actually has a lot of good ideas."
"There is no such thing as a "bad" drone."
"Sure am glad I never talk to any foreigners."
"I wouldn't know the first thing about making ricin."
"The Fourth Amendment is overrated."
"If you ask me, Guantanamo is full of nothing but complainers."
"I'm pretty sure my neighbor is cheating on his taxes."
And finally, what e-mailer Ray says is the quote of the decade... you can decide for youself.