The cow jumps over the moon every night at bedtime, but in Paris, Texas it jumped over a man who was out for a walk.
Ken Woodby was taking a stroll when a cow that was being chased by police ran across the street and jumped over him. Woodby was knocked over, but not seriously hurt.
The escaped cow was on the lam(b) for about 24 hours, evading police and causing a bit of a panic all over town. And it did not well -- the brazen bovine was hit by a car and killed. (KXII-TV)