Can you imagine if this guy was serious? On Monday, "Wheel of Fortune" welcomed a new contestant named Blair Davis to the game. The trucking business owner offered a biting introduction for himself, saying, "I've been trapped in a loveless marriage for the last 12 years to an old battle-ax named Kim. She cursed my life with three step-children named Star, RJ, and Ryan, and I have one rotten grandson." He said this all with a smile, and Pat Sajak responded with a laugh, adding, "[No wonder you're on the show,] You just wanted to get away from everybody." After this Sajak noted that Davis was joking and Davis warmly told the host he loves his family "like nobody's business." That didn't stop his introduction from going viral.