Top reasons strippers hate Producer Tom

posted by Joel Riley - 

He asks them to carefully fold their clothes and place them in a neat pile before they begin the show.


He tries to swipe his card between their cheeks. He says you should see their faces 'when I tell them I have the chip.'


He throws coins, making it hail instead of rain.


He only drinks water in the Champagne Room.


He looks better in glitter.


And... what his buddies say... 'He can only afford to make it drizzle."

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